Nostalgia Be Damned

A n t z

Two computer animated family films about insects were racing to release first in the fall of 1998. While Dreamworks' Antz may have beat Pixar's A Bug's Life to theaters by a month, the latter earned more at the box office and has arguably eclipsed the former in terms of pop culture relevance. But is it deserved? Is Antz actually the better film? The boys debate. They also discuss the 'Starship Troopers/ Saving Private Ryan termite battle carnage, the disturbing character facial design that tried to match the actors' features, as well as the historic rivalry between two of Hollywood's animation powerhouse studios. 

National Treasure

Zach & Brandon rediscover 2004's historically ACCURATE action adventure blockbuster National Treasure. From Nic Cage's forfeiture of a billion dollars to the amount of times the phrase 'steal the Declaration of Independence' is uttered, they're diving deep into the movie Brandon watched several times in high school on standard def in history class.

Godzilla (1998)

SIZE DOES MATTER. But plot, effects, and acting - not so much. Zach & Brandon dig up a fossil from their childhoods and take a look back on 1998's Godzilla to see if it holds up (or if it was ever good in the first place). They discuss the pregnant predator's destructive habits and remarkable ability to evade the military while straight up disappearing on the streets of Manhattan. And so much more.

The Road to El Dorado

The boys saddle up for an animated adventure filled with Elton John music and implied sex acts. Zach & Brandon share their thoughts on 2000's The Road to El Dorado, including its two interchangeable leads, TWO animal sidekicks, and a villain obsessed with sacrifice. Another early DreamWorks flick with suggestive humor and bright animation that ended up underperforming at the box office. Is it worth introducing to a new generation?

The Waterboy

Zach & Brandon tackle their second Adam Sandler sports comedy. They discuss 1998's surprise blockbuster The Waterboy and all its quirks, including the 'Mother Dead and Dearest' vibes of Kathy Bates' character, the relentless tormenting of some classic 90's jock bullies, as well as soaking in the first motion picture appearance of the Rob Schneider 'YOU CAN DO IT' townie. So sit back and enjoy- preferably with some high quality H20.

We‘re Back! A Dinosaur Story

It's 1993 and every kid wishes to see real life dinosaurs. Luckily Walter Cronkite is listening through his wish radio, and he's got plenty of interstellar brain cereal to make dinos intelligent. He and his alien employee travel through time to bring four lucky dinosaurs to the future so they can interact with children in New York City. The boys try to make sense of this childhood favorite, We're Back! A Dinosaur Story.

Shrek

The boys take a close look at 2001's third highest grossing movie, and recipient of the first Best Animated Feature Academy Award, Shrek. They also discuss Brandon's obsession with Smash Mouth's 'Astro Lounge' album, the stellar voice cast, as well as the long production history of the film.

The Muppet Christmas Carol

There are dozens of adaptations of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol but only one of 'em has Muppets. Zach & Brandon discuss the 1992 family film and all its quirks, including the dead-eyed CGI baby face of the Ghost of Christmas Past, the catchy tunes, and Michael Caine's Oscar caliber performance as he acts opposite puppets with the utmost sincerity. 

The Santa Clause

In 1994, America was thirsty for Tim Allen. Disney cashed in on the country's obsession with a holiday hit that confused an entire generation of children regarding the correct spelling of 'Claus.' This week the boys unwrap The Santa Clause and all the darkness bubbling beneath its clever premise. 

Chicken Run

Despite its critical and commercial success, the boys debate whether 2000's Chicken Run remains popular 18 years after its release. They also examine the dark WWII parallels, the villains' loveless marriage, and its impressive stop-motion animation. 

Pet Sematary (1989)

Stephen King adaptations were a dime a dozen in the 1980's. But Mary Lambert's Pet Sematary managed to find box office success in 1989 as audiences had grown tired of the barrage of slasher sequels. Zach & Brandon take a look back at a film that was largely shot in their old stomping grounds to discuss their love of Judd's borderline offensive Maine accent, Gage's compulsion to wander in the road, the lawlessness of truck drivers in this world and much more. Please share, subscribe and write a review!!

Saw (2004)

Zach & Brandon dissect the hugely successful independent horror hit that inspired the 'torture porn' sub-genre. The boys discuss 2004's Saw, it's killer ending, unhinged performances, and new metal aesthetic. Does Saw deserve to be called one of the defining horror films of its decade, or is it simply a gimmicky premise that was stretched out over seven sequels? 

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Christmas classic? Halloween classic? Classic at all? The boys debate.

The Blair Witch Project

Hoax or not, The Blair Witch Project is one of the most influential horror films ever made. Brandon and Zach look to see if it still holds up.

Hocus Pocus

The guys celebrate their 50th episode with this Halloween cult favorite, 1993's Hocus Pocus.

The Emperor‘s New Groove

After months on hiatus, Brandon and Zach are back and groovier than ever, revisiting The Emperor's New Groove!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! Brandon and Zach try to make sense of this early TMNT movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

Freddy vs. Jason

Brandon and Zach watch this clash of slasher film titans, 2003's Freddy Vs. Jason.

Bruce Almighty

What if God was one of us? Just a Buffalo tv reporter like one of us? Brandon and Zach find out covering 2003's Bruce Almighty.

Kangaroo Jack

Brandon and Zach take on everyone's favorite movie about a non-talking, talking kangaroo.